Yeah, Im with Vision. We have, Clint says. 25 Feb/23. The building only fell on the bottom half of me so I just continued to eat my bagel while the ambulance tried to get me from under the building. Peter grumbled. It was great to see you again Nat! Thank you, she says and takes it, before turning her head towards Tony. You'll get to know only if you read 'em. These kids have been crushed by heavy ass building but here they are, walking it off like it was nothing. It wasn't until she had been on the run for months. Bad luck more than anything. Which is, of course, why Tony has waited to tell Clint and Natasha until it's too late to stop it. Moving on! A small part of his mind had noticed how neither Sally nor MJ had put down their fingers. You expect me to do all the work?. Okay, Tony says with a wolfish grin. It tickles. Really?. "I think that's a good idea," I say before leaning over onto dad and passing out. No, wait, don't ask Pepper because she knows too much, he adds and waves his hands, stumbling to his feet. They all knew it wouldnt be the last drinking game they all played together, it was only a matter of when. Hi, have you met me? Tony says. 196 guests It's my bed. But when Tony returns with his own VSOP in hand, he hands Clint a bottle of Jim Beam. Natasha clinks her bottle with Clint's. Told in two timelines, this is a story of finding both a father and a new home. Tony brightens considerably at that. Yep. Clint nods. Ayelet was a child of Thanos, one of his favorites. Tony grinds down against him, and Clint's hands settle on his hips on their own accord. Remember the toast?, Ouff! Steve goes to the floor, but turns around immediately, just as Natasha tries to knee him in the back. The elevator dinged. In case you wondered. He grimaces. Clint remembers reading Tony's file, and how much of it had culminated in Howard Stark and Tony's father issues. Nova questions and they all nod sheepishly. Wha- Clint? Steve squeaks, like he thinks Clint will assault him or something. Tony winces. She also knows that Clint maybe, possibly, might have this thing where if he doesn't get cuddled he'll feel rejected and go from happy drunk to wistful drunk. Then there's cold slipping into the warmth, cool air across his body, and Clint whines low until there's a warm something almost touching him and the mattress has dipped with the added weight. "Explain, now. I wouldn't fuck off if you were interested in more than just casual hook-ups, I mean., Tony leans into the touch, barely, but his eyes don't stray from Clint's. Clint quashes that voice so hard it groans in metaphorical pain and leaves him alone. avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony avengers fanfiction peter falls asleep on tony (No Ratings Yet) . I'm not saying you are one, just that it might be a possibility., Steve's eyes are big and wondering. The Avengers were shocked. Never have I ever been in more than a hundred countries. He takes a sip of Bailey's, and Clint, Natasha and Tony follow his lead. Doesn't erase the question. Is it that Toby kid from your Biology class?" And Bruce?. They were ready to get WASTED, with Vision on hand to make sure no one got alcohol poisoning. ", "Sure," Thor sat up a little straighter, pondering what on earth he could say "Never have I ever been arrested more than once. Peter, Tony, Clint, and Rhodey all drank. While we've done our best to make the core functionality of this site accessible without javascript, it will work better with it enabled. "When did it happen?". Clint isn't exactly the once-a-year kind of guy himself, but he's pretty sure that Tony's number counts double of his own. If there are limits, the fun's gone. They fell into bed and fell out of it again. "What! Please consider turning it on! It was at this moment, team red knew, they fucked up. Tony's eyes widened, how the fuck did that crazy lunatic get someone so sweet like Peter "Jesus Christ, Pete. Tony, Peter, Natasha, Clint, and Bucky all drank. Clint rolls over onto his other side, so he faces away from Stark he doesn't like people staring at his face in his sleep. I'm not really he huffs and his ears grow pinker. Lifted Mjlnir" Wanda said. "Everyone grab a drink and sit down, it's time for never have I ever!" The only comfort Abby finds is watching her favorite Lilly needed a job. Never have I ever Wanda smiled evilly as she side-eyed Tony, done a line of cocaine off a woman I didnt knows ass.. Clint doesn't give him one, so Tony rolls over onto his side on the couch, like a little kid. "Moving on," Steve cleared his throat and shifted in his seat "Never have I ever been kicked out of a bar." Now you'll just guilt me into staying., Clint leans back to grimace at him. Before sex, during, after. Though, he admitted in his mind, he had been beaten up in and outside of plenty before the serum. #deadpool I'm so awesome it hurts sometimes.. Oh thats bor- seriously Cap? All of you" Clint said. Go, all of us. Remind me to take you there one of these days, okay? You were doing so well. He's on his third glass by now, and most of them are getting foggy. It was easy. Tony shrugs like it was nothing, his smirk just shy of a full-on shark grin. Possibly from Clint. Should we proceed? He sighs and pulls out the ten he has in his pocket. The game was being set up, and Peter could hear all the whispered ideas from his teammates. Ask anyone. They quickly released Gamora from the Soul Stone, then scattered the Stones to the edges of the universe. Okay, I suggest we go clock-wise with people asking questions, and I suggest that I start, since seriously, you guys. But pain leads to power, or so people say, and Agent Sola certainly is powerful. Tony sits outside Clint's door with bleary eyes and soot all over his shirt. Oh yeaaah. Sometimes randomly, even. They're all pretty smashed at this point, save for Bruce (who's going easy on the good stuff) and Cap (whose ridiculous metabolism has already blown through all the alcohol he's consumed, rendering him annoyingly sober, in Clint's opinion), but Natasha doesn't lose all her composure and walls when she's drunk, unlike other people. Honestly of all the IronDad stories, this one is by far the best written, and quite possibly has the best finale I've seen in fanfiction ever. "Never have I ever been grounded by my parents!". Okay, then. Yeah, well that is what I am thinking right now. He looks up at Clint when he comes; grins. And then I ran. Awesome, I'll go tell Cap, Tony says and bounces out of there, excitement humming through his whole body. #tomhollandspeterparker. Its called being gay, you hetero shoelace, Bucky rolled his eyes. But it'd be nice if you didn't prove my abandonment and trust issues wrong but high-tailing out of here. You felt someone grab your hand gently. FRIDAY said. Dude Peter sounded somewhat awed. Shit like that., Yes, Clint is right, Steve says seriously. When they managed to get control of themselves- after about five minutes of uncontrollable laughter, Clint wiped away his tears and said, ok, ok, my turnnever have I ever googled sex addiction!. Got a hangover, Clint says, but he pushes into it when the hand moves to trail up and down his thigh, slowly, languidly. It's the rules., The rules say that I have to drink if I've done it, Clint says just to piss him off. Clint starts sneaking into Natasha's room again, and she usually lets him curl up with her, because she knows what horrors lurk in his subconscious. She takes a picture and texts it to her group chat with Eleanor, Fabiola, and Aneesa: our last brain cells, she captions it. Thor nods, as if pleased with this approval, and empties his jug before refilling it. Nat does that weird thing when her gaze doesn't waver, but it still feels like she's rolling her eyes at them. I'm a weak, weak man., Clint smiles, but it feels odd on his face, and the last two months suddenly spin through his head to add an uncomfortable amount of evidence. #nickfury 's good, Clint slurs into his best friend's shirt. Peter didn't know how to respond, the sudden worry etched in MJ's voice throwing him off. #spideypool ), depois que devi entrega o papelzinho do one free boink. Ok, never have I ever made a list of all the people I slept with and been shocked by how high the number was, Sam grinned. Two sets of arrows find their way to the target's center without him really concentrating. His body's pleasantly loose and post-orgasm sore, Tony is a heavy but welcome weight on him, and they haven't said a word since Tony dragged them back into the bedroom. And out of those two, only one can be remedied, I'm afraid. Tony sighs dramatically before he straddles Clint and brushes their lips together. Watching Devi grow up with Mohan and Nalini feels like papercuts and pinpricks for Ben.But when Devi loses a father and becomes a kindred spirit,Ben gains the thing he always wanted most: a dad. Ten years later, after Ben has grown up and gotten an acceptance letter to Columbia University, he brings him back again. Al1v3p00l, AddSomeSparkles, Gretetel, pheonixfeathers, Mani_readz, Athena_83, Son_AviAgreste, Theseeker100, Sydneyy205, Sarah_248, Bessiesboy04, Blackdahlia3000, th3_r4t_k1ng, lileolily, and_AS, 14Muffinz, Psyclopticfury, Annaparkerjones, Nicecutgee, Rahhpixy, Korbi01, Mian975, Ejiro_kiripima, localbookgirl, jnate101, minho_stole_my_cats, dxnllse, Artistik_nobody, yasammy4life, TheLyingGrapevine, apeacufulocean, Rudgiraffe, Yoosangah, rozeis, udonsuperiority, ImAHyperPotato, Madmadds01, daughter_of_apollo_7, Radzy_N3rd_time, OliOcelot, Blackwidow622, hockeyaddict, natalicja_w, charlotte1217, alilhopelessromanticgremlin, kukutajam, Alphandrew23, goldenzingy46, Tonydeservesbetter, nexttoyouboyfriends_larry, and 145 more users And it was for science, Bruce says to Steve, if you wondered. "How?" Team red slowly took a sip of juice trying not to be notice. Flash was surprisingly silent, dipping his head up and down, as if listening to music only he could hear. The Avengers But his spidey-sense did nothing, so he guessed he was fine. and "Oh! Not that fond of the taste, to be fair, but it'll do nicely. I'm not a thirteen year old girl, Stark, Clint says, his voice level. For one thing, that'd be pretty sucky of me. Ah, I understand! Thor says, looking delighted again. "Never have I ever kissed someone of the same sex," Scott says and everyone but Uncle Rohdey, Aunt May and him takes a drink. #peterparker Fuck, Tony says and stares at the wall. I'm not doing this right, am I? And now he just looks hopeless. (but they still needed to stay at an hotel) and since Mr. Harrington was probably in his room calling his wife, they could do what they wanted. Never have I ever gotten drunk before 11am.". He ignores the shiver that travels down his spine when Tony's goatee scratches against his chin. Ned shook his head, as if to say; 'No, don't do this, jeez Pete! Finally, stories regarding Asgard will not revolve around old-time talk. After the serum. I noticed how 'romantic' and 'sexual' are clearly being two separate words here, Tony says, sounding delighted. One moment. It's not until he hears the yelled Hey- ow! "Excuse me" Natasha said. Last time they offered him alcohol, he refused, explaining how he didn't like the smell. That's you stealer, Tony says and looks wounded. Dad questions and I can see him starting to turn red. And okay, Tony was sort of expected, because, well. He's toppy as hell, no matter if he's giving or receiving, but he's adamant that Clint get as many orgasms as himself, and he's really good with some of the triggers Clint has. And yet, somehow not surprised. I will not do that, and will be a referee.". The Defenders (Netflix Marvel Universe) Ey! Wouldn't you like to know? Clint says easily and takes another swig of Tony's Jim Beam. or 'never have I ever wore a dress.' After another moment of the Captain being stiff and awkward, Steve's posture relaxes and his arms come up around Clint's waist. Yes, Tony says with a put-upon sigh. But 6 minutes after I lifted the building off me I had to go fight him again in Mr. Starks plane that crashed with me on it. With the realisation that this was actually pretty funny, came the crashing realisation that it was Ned's turn, NED, who knew his secret, and was drunk. "The fuck!?" Steve sighs. Ned Vague snorts from the rest of the team. Then he wonders if Bruce can have sex at all without the Big Guy showing up. Clint squirms underneath the covers, reveling in the softness all around all of him, and lets out a happy noise into the fluffy pillow. Clint wonders, in the privacy of his own mind, if Tony actually did choose this game for team bonding and not just to determine the virginity of Captain America. Moving on from THAT awkwardness; never have I ever had sex with a woman who was on her period," said Rhodey. Don't screw up.". remain the property of their respective owners. He's got a big metal mug in hand (he still occasionally forgets the no-smash rule when he wants a refill of something, and it's just easier for them to give him metal mugs for now), and he sits down in an almost perfect lotus position. Most were innocent, 'never have I ever slept in a bunk bed.' We're starting. Please consider turning it on! Nice meeting you all." No, we decided no strings, and then there were strings, strings everywhere except they were invisible strings, you know? "Okay, my turn. Supposedly Loki was visiting an old ally but Thor and Bruce had shared a look, knowing exactly who the god of mischief was talking about. It counts, Bruce says, and Clint obediently drinks. Thor glances down at his jug of mead with a bemused expression. Then he revisits that thought and realizes what word he just used. Because it's better than watching you run. He sighs. Romance Avengers Lokiandreader. She joined HYDRA's ranks at the age of thirteen and has steadily been risin Lucienne "Lucy" Ridley has lived for almost 1000 years, predating the first Avenger himself. Peter muttered a thank you, and the game went on. 'ch is weird, 'cause it's not us'lly with hever nave I haver. He frowns. Happy New Year Paxton, she whispered.Happy New Year Devi, he murmured back before drawing her in again. But, one day, Nurse Warner went missing and was never found. Your virtue's pr'tected., Clint, up, Natasha says. #spideychelle Spill." Right, Bruce says and pinches the bridge of his nose, the way he usually does when Tony's being insane or Clint's being an asshole. Clint hears someone enter the room, and is awake before said person has the time to get over to the bed. #hulk Everyone get their drinks ready! There's some bustling as Tony gets various snacks, unceremoniously throwing small packets of Cheetos, popcorn, M&M's and Skittles down onto the floor. Clint figures he'll just steal Nat's drink; he didn't bother to buy anything for tonight, and he doesn't keep alcohol on his floor. Clint's nightmares come back, although they never really left, it was just a lot easier to forget about them with a warm body close by. It was disappointing, to say the least, how many of his classmates drank every week. So after a mission, I y'know.. "Never Have I Ever been an animal themed superhero." Wanda said. Like a puppy who's peed on the carpet and hasn't been chewed out by its owner yet, but knows what's coming. That in itself wouldn't be such a huge deal, because ideas are ideas and can be contained as long as they stay that way. I'm falling asleep, Bruce says, and there's rustling. When Natasha helps him upright, he can see her swaying, and grins. He knows hers, too. Why MJ chose him to 'be in charge', he didn't know. Steve asked. Mmm, he likes the smell of whisky. Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker & Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Academic Decathlon Team (Spider-Man: Homecoming), Michelle and Peter are both obnoxious to their Feelings. Damn, and I have such an asphyxiation kink, too., Clint snorts. Bucky had no idea that he was a werewolf until he escaped hydra with the help of Sam and the avengers, he thought he was alone with being what he was since no one on the team knew what he was until he turned one night and ran to the woods, accept what will happen when someone new to the team is like Includes: That's a thing becoming more and more frequent, actually; the kissing. "Never Have I Ever had a girlfriend." The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom Relationship: Clint Barton/Tony Stark Characters: Clint Barton Tony Stark Steve Rogers Bruce Banner Thor (Marvel) Natasha Romanov Phil Coulson Additional Tags: Fluff and Crack Never Have I Ever Kissing Drunken Shenanigans Language: English Series: Part 1 of Play a Game Next Work Stats: Published: 2014-05-22 Words: He hangs up Tony's discarded clothes while he's at it; he's a slob by nature, but Coulson's been a good influence. Tasha's brows draw in half a milimeter, and Clint knows she like him is trying really hard not to think of their team captain's supposed hard-on. Oh, c'mon. Are we dating? It's cheesy as hell, but it's been over two weeks since they last had sex without some kind of other mushy activity attached to it, and as much as they agreed about the no-strings arrangement, Clint can't help but realize that he's got quite a few strings attached to this crazy bastard by now. Self explanatory but he is a Stark in all of them wether biological or adopted thought most of the time it will be adopted. WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A MURDER VICTIM TURNS UP ON YOUR DOOR? OH COME ON! Tony cried in protest, once again the only one to drink. Because Clint's gotta be honest; that thought freaks him out just a little. Avenger's imagines and preferences! When he does, Tony sleeps beside him. Sam cracked a small smile, glad to embarrass the secret couple. He curls around Clint, who goes mellow at once. Are you, like are you?. My turn. "Because the morning after we woke up in random places half-naked, we all swore that we would never smoke marijuana ever again," Luke says and this makes everyone in the junior team nod and the rest shift around. Wait, doesn't that defeat the purpose? Steve asks. A sex ally! He squirms happily where he sits and knocks his elbow against Clint's in what's probably supposed to be a companionable gesture. Flash I'm no longer writing these, I do not take requests, and it's rare I even log into this account. Goddamn it, Tony, Bruce sighs. Damn. I like sex. "Even if you don't believe the internship, I have heard from his Aunt May that he was saved by Iron Man at the Stark Expo when he was younger, so he has definitely seen the guy very close. Wait, Clint says. This is her journey through the Marvel Universe through the decades. #steverogers Tony purses his lips. ! and feels metal beneath one of his hands instead of flesh, that Clint lets his instinct take the backseat in order for his logic to come through. He didn't want to think about it. Guess we gotta call it off, then, Clint bullshits, and notes how he's started to wake up in certain parts of his body as well. Something passes over his face, and Clint figures that Tony's doing the same epiphany-thing as he just did. Steve flinches and opens his mouth to presumably apologize or some bullshit, but Clint's already on his feet and stumbling over (whoa, yeah, this whiskey's kicking nicely) before half-falling onto the Captain. Yeah like that was surprising, Wanda rolled her eyes. But there are two spys with them so they were caught. Ninja strings.. Hope you enjoy and none of the art which I use here belongs to me, so credits to the respective artists or uploaders :). she exclaimed, her own speech interrupted by her constant giggles. Traitor, Clint mumbles, but doesn't disentangle especially not when Steve laughs, quiet and warm. I travel because I'm awesome, Tony says. Clint chokes on his whiskey when he laughs. Would he say yes or no? Fun thought. he said grinning. irondad steverogers tonystark +8 more # 11 Parley Oneshots by elania:) 1.2M 34.1K 111 Mostly because Im messy and spill, Peter mused. "Okay, never have I ever," Natasha paused in thought "Nope, I've got nothing, pass. Everyone is drunk (Except for Peter and MJ) So you have all except for Natasha, of course Steve trails off and looks at the rest of the team. Clint closes his eyes and lets his head fall back against the wall. All stories posted remain the property of their respective authors; Okay, and you two are you two, right? he says and turns to Clint and Natasha. When Clint wakes the next morning, cotton-mouthed and heavy with a pounding hangover-headache, there's a dick poking into his ass. As Clint understands, the game's usually a ploy to get laid anyway, which makes him wonder why Tony wants to play it so badly. 'I want to be referee!' Clint flips him the bird without looking at him. Because because the strings! #natasharomanoff The Avengers have been keeping tabs on a mysterious kid who the believe to be a terrorist. "Never have I ever been electrocuted," Danny says and everyone but Aunt May, T'challa, and he take a drink. Clint's missed this more than he's missed the sex. After another round of raucous laughter, Peter pulled himself together enough to keep the game going. Barton are you hugging Cap without his consent? Tony asks, laughter in his voice, from behind Clint. What? He's still kind of horny, but he's also tired, so he can't be bothered to get off on his own right now. She grins back, not entirely unprotected, but close. #tonystark People are allowed to go without underwear if they want, Rhodey scolded mildly. Natasha pets him on the head when Clint makes a vague noise that says he's less than thrilled with her meddling. I may be putting a few not field trip one shots because I feel like it but most will be field trip. You learn stuff about each other.. Flash exclaimed, laughing and ringing the bell. Sowhat was the object? Bucky smirked. We gotta have that rule. Sometimes you have to do illegal things, Natasha said demurely. That was one time and I was drunk! hey guys i wanna tell you something + a snippet of something im writing, I Guess I've Got A lot Of Explaining To Do. Clint, Natasha, and Bucky I get, they were assassins and seduction is normal in that field, and everyone knows Im a giant man-whore, but you? To no one's shock, Tony, Natasha and Bruce downed a shot each, and they moved onto the next one. You turned to the all too familiar voice, breath hitching in your throat as you met the eyes of a certain brown haired person that played one of your favorite su Decided that I would publish a book of one shots and headcanons that people request! Cindy stupidly pointed out that he had 'Muscles! 's r'lly good, 'Tasha.. Weak sauce, Sam jeered playfully. Thor looks thoroughly charmed. She said, smiling. Not to mention that Tony's arc reactor has the same eerie blue color as the Tesseract, and it was a strange kind of comfort to wake up and see it lighting up the room; press his fingers against it and hear the faint hum. In these Au's Loki is an avenger because I like that idea and him dying isn't an option whatsoever. "Same here," The rest of the junior team says while lifting up their shirts showing similartattoos. Alright, never have I ever woken up still drunk and gone about my day like normal anyway. Natasha said. So he leans over and whispers, loud enough that he knows Tony will hear, He's really good at swallowing.. So he sulks a little, maybe, when he's alone in his bed. After a long mission in Russia, consisting of the entire team taking down a Hydra wannabe, the Avengers sat down in the lounging area to relax. kind of way. including: Team Red aka Deadpool, Daredevil and Spider-man Haaah, he says into her shoulder, curled up close to her side, with an arm resting on her waist. Gotta do what you gotta do to survive, Clint ducked his head, examining his drink to avoid eye contact.

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