As we get closer to summer and it gets… hotter out and there’s pool parties and barbecues: white boys, it is Not WBS to get all drunk and sweaty, you know sunburn in your face, booze breathe, and going up to people you barely f—king know and getting all in there personal space, okay. That means everybody, when I say everybody I mean everybody. Ad Choices. The Hot Girls do NOT approve. “The real vibes is just having nothing but good vibes towards everybody. I’m not talking about Trump, NASCAR-type white. Being an ignorant racist piece of shit makes you an ignorant racist piece of shit. Over the weekend, Chet Hanks – current actor, former rapper, and 30-year-old son of actor Tom Hanks – debuted a concept called “White Boy Summer.”. And if it is, then Hanks most likely isn’t the person who’s going to do it. It’s a concept Chet Hanks made up. Spend the extra dollar and get the name brand, like Bud Light, don’t get Busch. Is it a “depends on who you ask” kind of thing? That’s the shit we gotta elevate, and.. you know, get rid of, you know straight up, because, you know the real vibes is having nothing but good vibes towards everybody, you know what I mean. “Chet Haze,” as he once called himself, made this proclamation on Instagram yesterday. philosophy, Hanks claimed in another video, was meant to be for everyone. Tom Hanks’s buff, rapper son had told us it would be. Watch out for your loved ones. You can get a f—king Svedka, at least than those little plastic ass, disgusting f—king… off-brand vodka and shit. “This is the epitome of not-white-boy summer: it’s having any ill will or prejudice towards anybody from a different background, race, walk of life than you,” he said, his cap flipped jauntily to the front. . Everybody. As I was putting what I believed were the finishing touches on this piece, on Tuesday morning, I was notified by a friend that Hanks’s white-boy-summer merch had dropped. In the midst of darkness, he was giving us light. So.. Is it good? I’m not talking about Trump, Nascar type white boy summer, I’m talking about me, Jon B, Jack Harlow type white boy summer. Being patriotic and being American, in my opinion, is just about being a cool motherf*cker and not giving anyone any ill-will. Like much of the Internet, I spent most of the weekend cackling about Chet Hanks waxing poetic on the concept. This video pushed me over the edge into Chet Hanks Apologist territory pic.twitter.com/7wtgYAcX9H. Chet Hanks released a clothing collection to go with his declaration that summer 2021 will be White Boy Summer. In a video posted last Sunday, Hanks turned to questions of social decorum: “Really, really important, guys. See like… this is a huge problem with our culture today. And get a f—king bottle of Stoli, you know what I mean. All rights reserved. Chet Hanks is leading the pack, — vice president of white boy summer movement (@callmeshitto) March 28, 2021, Chet Hanks declaring a White Boy Summer has given them strange powers beyond our comprehension. The material on this site may not be reproduced, distributed, transmitted, cached or otherwise used, except with the prior written permission of Condé Nast. Seemingly undeterred, however, Hanks kept posting white-boy-summer content on his Instagram. I’m talking about me, Jon B., Jack Harlow-type white-boy summer . What our staff is reading, watching, and listening to each week. White Boy Summer Rules. In 2009, Asher Roth opened the frat rap floodgates when he dropped “I Love College” to usher in a brief but fascinating era of hip-hop. No Sperry-Topsiders, that’s not the type of white boys we’re talking about. Really, Chet is pioneering a positive attitude-forward platform that trashes dusty cliches for Nantucket-types and focused on what’s chill. Of Svedka. “White Boy Summer? In an Instagram story posted this past Thursday, Hanks is seen walking on the beach. White Boy Summer, according to Chet, is not something toxic or political. Used by brands such as Chrome Hearts and musicians including Kanye West and Phoebe Bridgers, it also bears a similarity to the Germanic Fraktur typeface, a twist which brought white-boy summer a little too close to Proud Boy summer. Don’t tweet me that it’s annoying, I know that it is. On Saturday, Chet started dictating the rules for a White Boy Summer. The Squandered Promise of Chet Hanks’s White-Boy Summer. Backwards hats are, and will remain, good.”, “What is very, very iffy, what I’m getting very close to banning is all Dad Hats; but, there are exceptions. well, chet hanks said the n-word again. You know what I mean?”, On Wednesday, however, it was reported that, earlier this year, a Texas judge had granted a temporary protective order to an ex-girlfriend of Hanks’s, Kiana Parker, who is Black, after she alleged that he had been physically and verbally abusive toward her. So I fully support any effort to dismantle the Vineyard Vines Industrial Complex even if it means backing Chet Hanks pic.twitter.com/IUXPLzTGHO, — Emma (@hermosavidaemma) March 29, 2021, what kind of summer, colin? Get yourself some Vans, some Chucks, and some Jordans. You can’t be looking like a picnic table out here, boys  . White Boy Summer comes with a unique set of “rules and regs” for proper swagger. You can’t just be a fully multi-faceted, well-integrated many-layered individual, which is really what we all are at heart. He’s had some pretty notable appearances as an actor, if you weren’t paying attention: Project X, Fantastic Four, a wonderful role in Maron as a lovable goof in rehab that mirrors his own story about getting sober, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Shameless, Empire, and Your Honor. Here’s a dumb and obnoxious namedrop / brag on my part, in the interest of full disclosure. There was Chet Hanks’s bold decision to deliver the news while inexplicably shirtless, his body crowded with tattoos (an Eye of Providence on his sternum, a Latin phrase that translates to “Fortune favors the bold” on his upper arm), his bare, well-developed muscles as if threatening to explode out of the camera’s tight frame; his puzzling choice as a white man to speak in Black English; and the fact that this look-alike of Justin Timberlake in “Alpha Dog” was, amazingly, the offspring of one of America’s most beloved actors. “I think it’s all gonna be all right, but I appreciate it, and just, everybody stay safe out there. Anything salmon-colored in your wardrobe, burn it, burn that shit. “I just got this feeling, man, that this summer is, it’s about to be a white-boy summer,” he began, seated in the driver’s seat of a car, energetically chewing a wad of gum. And he’s unabashedly owning it. #chet hanks. Dramatically performing agitation, he continued, “We gotta stop that shit, guys. Really, Chet is pioneering a positive attitude-forward platform that trashes dusty cliches for Nantucket-types and focused on what’s chill. Part of my interest in his videos, I realized, stemmed from the fear that, at any moment, he might tip over from playful, open-handed fun to hard-core racism. . Chet Hanks predicted a “white boy summer” in a recent social media post — and people are not vibing with that. Will be used in accordance with our Privacy Policy. Whatever White Boy Summer is, it’s only getting started. Few dance the line of being charismatic and endearing while also being slightly unhinged, in a completely non-toxic, innocent way. Chet Hanks, on Empire Photo: FOX Image Collection via Getty Images The saga of actor and musician Chester “Chet Haze” Hanks —son of Tom and Rita, half-brother of Colin, minor actor in the live-action Bratz movie—took another twist this weekend, as Hanks decided that now, somehow, would be a good time to declare 2021 to be a “white boy summer.” In his self-conscious lightness, he seemed to suggest he was free from all that. Really, White Boy Summer was a weekend-long rant / bit about men’s fashion and ‘fits for summer 2021 – A diatribe on what’s cool vs. what’s whack. I get that. Watching Hanks navigate his way through his new gambit, I felt that he was tap-dancing on thin ice. I enjoyed our conversations, mostly about music and Internet culture of the moment. Chet Hanks is getting dragged, but he should have saw it coming. On March 12, 2020, Chet Hanks—a rapper and actor on TV shows such as “Empire” and “Shameless,” who is perhaps most famous for being the thirty-year-old son of the actor Tom Hanks and his wife, Rita Wilson—took to Instagram to notify the public that his parents had contracted COVID-19. Having nothing but love for everyone from all different walks of life. A moonwalk like that on concrete is just absurd https://t.co/kOjyKWMD5b, In my personal opinion, this type of white boy style is the biggest eye sore, yet somehow they’re everywhere. For its logo, he seemed to aim for the popular Blackletter typeface. that’s over with  . Just stay suck-a-duckin’ and dummy-dodgin’ at all times.”. -No ill-will towards anyone (straight vibin’), “Having any ill will towards anybody once so ever that’s different from you, that’s not WBS, dude. 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