I can't belive this shit. Jay: Jay: Chaka: Filming began on January 14, 2001, and ended on April 19, 2001. So it occurs to me that people badmouthing you on some website is NONE OF MY FUCKING CONCERN! The film also stars Shannon Elizabeth, Jason Lee, Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Will Ferrell, Eliza Dushku, Ali Larter, and Chris Rock, among many others, most of which in cameo appearances. [16] Adam Smith of Empire gave the film 3/5 stars, writing that "[w]hen it's good it's very, very good, but when it's bad it's offensive", and noting that "the gag hit/miss ratio is really only about 50/50". Hey, watch the language, little boy. Willenholly: Whillenholly: Just say it already. Doesn't anyone watch the WB? Filled with cameos and in-jokes, the riotous road comedy stars Ben Affleck, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Mewes. [Looks down] And might I add, that is one fine looking boy you are raising. Jay: I know it's in there! Teen #1: The film's plot was heavily inspired by Chasing Dogma, a comic book miniseries that Smith wrote in 1998 and 1999 to explore events that happened in the Askewniverse between Chasing Amy and Dogma.[11]. Don't fuck with the Jedi Master, son. I take it you haven't seen Forces of Nature? When it comes down to business, this is what I do. Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick-ass tributes to porn and gross-out humour that you'll ever see, but this is tame material that's just plain dull. Chaka Luther King: Fuck you and your Dawson's Crap! Hi, I'm Banky Edwards, the creator of "Bluntman and Chronic." Jay: Yo, baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat? Lonely. I said you LOVE the cock. What a motherfucker, man! Holden : The Internet buzz. Unless you show up at all their houses and beat the shit out of them. Jason Biggs: Hey, I'll make you a deal - this guy. I don't know what the FUCK you just said, Little Kid, but you're special man, you reached out, and you touch a brother's heart. Just look at the Platypus. Whillenholly: Tell you what Look over at Silent Bob and see if he thinks that a good idea to whip your dick out. (failed) If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. Keep it up, beatnik, I'll feed ya to the fuckin' dog! These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. As nasty as you want to be, papi. And for the record, while we're one the subject, I knew that wasn't a real little boy. You've got the wrong guys! In a world gone mad, we will not spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us. Whillenholly: Jay : What buzz? [puts a baseball cap on his head backwards], [walks in store, then Jay and his Mom arrive]. "[18][19] In August 2001, Mike Schulz of River Cities' Reader wrote that, "for sheer laughs, both mindless and incredibly smart, nothing since 1997's Waiting for Guffman has even compared."[20]. [he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock], [believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles]. Reg Hartner: [they smile and shake hands as Silent Bob shakes his head]. And you know what they do to you in jail. In later wide shots, the bullet hole is missing. Talking me into Dogma was one thing, but this Ben Affleck: But I did see Casey Affleck buying a soda from a concession stand. I told you that restraining order was a good idea. Why didn't Miramax option his other comic instead. Chaka: You've got a sick and twisted world perspective. Comedy Central's Reel Comedy The US Comedy Central TV channel dish-up another of their outrageously unfunny guides to the making of a movie. The UK cinema version altered a line of dialogue to receive a 15 certificate. ", [after the "Bluntman & Chronic" premiere]. Ben Affleck: The pair jump into a sewer system, and Willenholly is tricked into jumping off a dam. There they are! And that body? Why is this movie not available on iTunes, or any other digital download platform? And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. On the bonus DVD (176 minutes), Smith explains in the on-camera intros of the deleted scenes that several scenes had to be cut from the theatrical release, due to the film initially receiving an NC-17 rating from the MPAA. Disclaimer: 1) a renunciation of any claim to or connection with; 2) disavowal; 3) a statement made to save one's own ass. James Van Der Beek: Oh my God. Holden: If the buzz is any indicator, that movie's gonna make some huge bank. I hope one rips the other one's shirt off and we see some fuckin titties floppin around, yeah! . Watching the news, Justice takes the diamonds to Hollywood to fix things, with Willenholly close behind. Fuck them up their stupid asses. Yeah, and forego the hundreds of thousands of dollars you would be entitled to in the process. I came up with it before PBS. What've I been telling you? That's pretty funny. Jay and Silent Bob run through a field with a monkey being chased and shot at by cops. Brent: Since Bethany only knows Catholic doctrine, the news that Mary had other children comes as a surprise to her. Well! Okay, Fucky? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back $3.99 $14.99 Available at a lower price from other sellers that may not offer free Prime shipping. Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm. Well, actually there was this one time Clark: Teen #1: Now I gotta beat the shit out of those punch-sucker little bitches. These shots include: (1) Jay and Bob in a plane, (2) the two drinking beers (at the appropriate moment of "Jay's Rap") on the set of "Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season", (3) Jay and Bob outside a parking lot, (4) an alternate take of Jay miming sucking a breast in "Brodie's Comic Stash", (5) Jay smoking a cigarette during the "E.T. Jay: I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. Jay: An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. Whillenholly: [Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off], Jay: Man, if I woulda known that, I would have been stealin' monkeys since I was like, seven and shit. And as we're not only the artistic basis, but also obviously the character basis for your intellectual property, "Bluntman and Chronic," when said property was optioned by Miramax Films, you were legally obliged to secure our permission to transfer the concept to another medium. Will you fuck me when you get out? Jason Biggs: You put your dick in a pie! Endless rambling chat from Kevin Smith and others does not make for great entertainment, and it's assuming that the audience has nothing better to do, which is just insulting. Bobby Boy, stay here while mommy picks up the free cheese, kay? Then, we throw the Dixie cup out. [12], Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back received mixed reviews from critics. That shit is the mad notes. Two-disc set. Opening text: Oh my god, he just called Sissy 'Juggs'. [staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee] Well, maybe he just has manners. More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. When, Lord when? Fire a warning shot into his bulbous ass. Right. Uh-huh. Brent: "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. Didn't we used to ride that shit to school every morning for free? [Steve-Dave is forcing him onto his knees] The Market research says that people love monkeys. I quit! You and your men stay up here, when I corner them, I'll call for back up. Don't be so suburban. I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Cock-Knocker has gotten his hand chopped off, cut to Jay outside, hollering at a woman walking past him, he turns to Silent Bob, who stares at him in shock, believing Jay and Silent Bob to be their stunt doubles, several security guards, led by Gordon, have suddenly rushed onto the set of Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season, with a black eye, appears out of nowhere and singing, Jay looks at Silent Bob with a questioning look. Holden: They don't? Whoaaa avenge me Hemp Knight. No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT. Banky: GHOULS, you fuckin' moron, not girls! 42 Deleted Scenes with introduction by Kevin Smith and others. Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya? I don't really wanna die. So, you think I could get a little kiss for good luck? He also mentions in the audio commentary of the feature film that it took three submissions to the MPAA for the film to earn an R rating. Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Deleted Scenes with Intros There are 42 deleted scenes on offer here. Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole? In August 2001, three weeks prior to release, the film came under fire from the Gay & Lesbian Alliance Against Defamation (GLAAD), for its "overwhelmingly homophobic tone",[24] which included an abundance of gay jokes and characters excessively using the term "gay" to mean something derogatory. Hey, stop stealing monkeys. Went to film school. It's the new millennium. So? [Holden, Jay, and Bob look into the camera]. The Pronunciation Of English: A Course Book [PDF] [36ekf6edn9n0]. Chaka: [Silent Bob gets stuck in an open sewer pipe]. Shaggy: Baby Jay: And I can't believe fine-ass bitches like yourselves eat that shit. So please - before you think about hurting someone over this trifle of a film, remember: even God has a sense of humor. Brief Synopsis: This reinserts 39!!! Sissy: Banky: [slaps it out his hands] "-influenced bike scene, (6) Bob stepping out of a room with a goofy grin on his face while Jay tokes up, and finally ends with (7) a hilarious blooper where Jay offers Suzanne the orangutan a hit off a joint. I was gonna call it "N.W.P." Fine, I'll give you two-thirds of what I make. [Silent Bob tries to get a good luck of his own]. Jay: Your Momma's going to try to score. [Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust]. new film name : Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Harder. The two-disc DVD release of "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back" will take fans to a new frontier of stoner humour. In prison, he'll be the pie. Hooker #1: Silent Bob: Randal Graves: One: we're walking, talking, bad girl cliches. I think George Lucas gonna sue somebody. Whillenholly: Silent Bob's Mother: So all we's gotta do is stop this fuckin' movie from getting made! Holden: Chaka's Production Assistant: [Jay and Silent Bob are hiding in the diner] Club wrote that "[e]ven at a slim 95 minutes, Jay And Silent Bob lets initially funny scenes trail off into long-winded monologues and silly digressions", and Elvis Mitchell of The New York Times called the film "[may]be the greatest picture ever made for 14-year-old boys. Gus Van Sant: Oh, all right. YO, FUCK YOU YOU FUCKING SQUARE! Featuring a host of celebrity cameos, Jay and Silent Bobs raucous cross country road trip is a crash course in the rules of the road with a nonstop assortment of outrageous characters.Starring, in alphabetical order: Ben Affleck, George Carlin, Eliza Dushku, Shannon Elizabeth, Will Ferrell, Jason Lee, Jason Mewes, Kevin Smith About Miramax:Miramax is a global film and television studio best known for its highly acclaimed, original content.Connect with Miramax Online:Subscribe to Miramax on YOUTUBE: https://goo.gl/h47JXQFollow Miramax on TWITTER: https://twitter.com/miramaxFollow Miramax on INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/miramax/Follow Miramax on PINTEREST: https://www.pinterest.com/Miramax/Follow Miramax on TUMBLR: http://miramax.tumblr.com/Visit Miramax on our WEBSITE: https://www.miramax.com/Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back | 'Quick Stop' (HD) - Kevin Smith, Jason Mewes | 2001http://www.youtube.com/Miramax A Chasing Amy in-joke in Holden's apartment. Don't you recognize me? These are just SOME of the reasons this movie is bad. Instead of "Jay and Silent Bob Will Return In", it now reads, "Jay and Silent Bob have left the building." You're just no longer any good, Will Hunting. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little, whiny bitches. [ready to act but haven't heard "Action"] Wes? Fanedit Running Time: 128. You're doubling me, obviously. [Bluntman and Cock-Knocker are fighting with bongsabers]. What more could two guys from New Jersey want? Hey, wait a second! No the clit is real. [during filming for Good Will Hunting 2] It also included an homage/referrence to the famous scene in The Fugitive where Tommy Lee Jones briefs the marshalls on "the hard-target search.". Feature length? Angel Jay: Now they may be titled to sound like the best kick . Jay slaps his face, while trying to get comfortable at an unfamiliar gas station, Jay and Silent Bob have eluded capture by pretending to be lovers and disguising the ape as their son, after Jay and Silent Bob struggle to escape through a sewer tunnel, takes his jacket off handing it to the Sheriff, Jay tries to talk his way out of a drug bust, staring up at the Bluntman and Chronic marquee. Daphne: Jay: Holden: Fuck that, I don't wanna cough up some dude's sperm. You gotta do the safe picture. (January 2015) (Learn how and when to remove this template message)(Learn how and when to remove this template message) Go stand at a bus stop for two hours and you'll enjoy yourself better. Miramax? If you were funnier than that, ABC wouldn't have cancelled us. Cock-Knocker: Jay: But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him. We had a deal with you on the comics, remember? Do you want to get shot? . Just to put you off some more, Kevin Smith introduces each clip with rambling ill-prepared thoughts that typify a director who believes in the hype of a creation he should have moved on from years ago. Christ, Ben, I said I'm busy. The Enhanced CD Soundtrack has a video for "Jay's Rap 2001", in which is shown a number of shots that did not make it into the final film mixed in with those that did. Jay and Silent Bob, with Justice and Willenholly, go across the street to enjoy the after party, featuring a performance from Morris Day and The Time. Check this shit out. It was just a tranquilizer. And he's playing Chronic, aka Ray. Chaka: 1 You know, those kids from Good Will Hunting? Must kill him, doesn't it! Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, / Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, / Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? I know this poor hapless son of a bitch does. While the girls steal the diamonds, Jay and Silent Bob free the animals, stealing an orangutan named Suzanne. Then what the fuck am I supposed to call you? Tricia Jones: [Justice and Sissy are engaged in a fist-fight]. Go to hell! Damn yous! Ergo, you find yourself in a VERY actionable position. My bad. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. [he kisses Justice's hand romantically; she smiles and moves to the front of the van. They didn't really steal the monkey. Jay: In this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey. When Jay (Jason Mewes) and Silent Bob (Kevin Smith) are finally forced to stop hanging out by the Quick-Stop by a restraining order, they discover that a movie based on the comic that's based on them, Bluntman and Chronic, is in production. Jay: Well it isn't my way but I'll be damned if their doesn't go one happy family. More of Banky and Hopper at the premiere; this scene reveals that Banky is gay and also includes the reappearance of Scott Mosier as the "tracer" guy from Chasing Amy. Banky: Holden: The Internet is a communication tool used the world over where people can come together to bitch about movies and share pornography with one another. Let's kick 'em out! This guy'll suck your dick. Jay and Justice sitting in a tree, f-u-c-k-i-n-g Jay: The fuck you talkin' about? [to Banky] And she smells SO fuckin' pretty. Gag Reel Kevin Smith returns with another introduction to yet more crap footage. [to Teen #2] Yeah, and he says you're the bitch and you're the butch. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I always thought the phrase, "I laughed until I cried," was just an oxymoron. [exasperated] Jay: Ho Yay: Jay likes to constantly remind everyone within earshot that he likes the ladies, then he or Silent Bob says or does something suggesting that he is deep deep in the closet (Word of God says Jay is a closeted bisexual). When convenience store hangabouts Jay and Bob (see "Clerks") learn a film is being made with their comic book alter egos Bluntman and Chronic (see "Chasing Amy") and without any payment to them, the doped-out duo undertake a cross-country odyssey (see "Dogma") to sabotage the production (see "Mallrats"). Jay: You mean that fuckin' movie with Mork from Ork in it? What are we gonna do? You mean the guys in that Prince movie? Kevin Smith's previous movies always seemed to be something of a mixed bag. I'm busy. Oh, shit, It understood us! Don't say anything! Ben Affleck: But Miramax - you know, Miramax Films - paid me a shitload of money for "Bluntman and Chronic." Brenda? What's your damage, little boy? ", "Smith Strikes it Rich with "Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back": Also, "The Curse of the Jade Scorpion" and "Captain Corelli's Mandolin", "Jay and Silent Bob's Creator Plots DVDs", "Little-Seen Kevin Smith Film Bows Same Day as Silent Bob", "Original Soundtrack - Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back", "Some bad, bad news concerning me and GLAAD", Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back Filming Locations, https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=Jay_and_Silent_Bob_Strike_Back&oldid=1139191725, This page was last edited on 13 February 2023, at 21:43. Sheriff: Jay's Mother: Then I rub my nose with it. Kevin Smith's film festival, Vulgarthon 2002, included the deleted scenes which are shown on the DVD, they include: Viewers of the R1 DVD version who choose the French language option see a different version of the opening credits, with French text substituted, though the title of the film remains in English. Oh, now you're the director. You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like, "Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?" Jay: Chaka: Whillenholly: And after the fall of man, these monkey fucks'll start wearing our clothes and rebuilding the world in their image. Jay: There are no inadequacies. Jay: Nothing more to add to this one, shes just annoying. Jay says you guys had a Star Wars themed wedding, and you tied the knot dressed as Storm Troopers. Why are you shooting at me? The title and logo for Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back are direct references to The Empire Strikes Back. Whillenholly: An abortion clinic worker with a special heritage is called upon to save the existence of humanity from being negated by two renegade angels trying to exploit a loop-hole and reenter Heaven. [appears out of nowhere] An orangutan's a member of the great ape family, it's not a monkey. Jay: 'Scuse me. Maybe it's some kind of supermonkey. Great. Chrissy: Jay looks at Silent Bob and smirks, but Bob mockingly imitates Jay's move. They took your intellectual property and turned it into one 90-minute long gay joke. Jay: [Justice is almost repulsed when Jay makes a quick save]. Whillenholly: James Van Der Beek: A scene in the stash where Brodie interacts with a customer, A scene in the stash where Brodie impersonates Jay. Sheep are beautiful creatures. Whillenholly: What's the worst fuckin' thing that can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? Matt Damon: Because we may very well be dealing with the two most dangerous men on the planet. hilarious deleted scenes back into the movie, making this the longest and most complete version of Jay and Silent Bob ever. Tell you what: let's settle this monetarily. Remember this fucking face. Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands. Backup on the way Sissy: Boy, Walt. Justice is fond of the pair, but reluctantly accepts them as new patsies. Holy Shit. Love- Jay and Silent Bob. Think I could get a little blow job for good luck? Banky: Jay: See, here's the pulse. Why in God's name would I wanna keep writing about characters whose central preoccupation are weed and dick and fart jokes? By what name was Dogma (1999) officially released in India in English? Jay: Yeah, but then they made "She's All That" and it went downhill from there. Justice: Read more Read reviews Add to list . Now how do *you* like *them apples*? There's females present. Remind me to renew that restraining order. 104 min. Meeting the film's racist director Chaka Luther King, who mistakes them for stunt doubles, Jay and Silent Bob are forced to fight Mark Hamill, playing the supervillain Cocknocker (a combination of Hamill's roles as The Joker, The Trickster, and Luke Skywalker) in a Star Wars-esque battle.

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