Nate: Well is something actually wrong or is this just a ploy to get us both here? Gossip Girl: I bet youre wondering what Gossip Girl is doing up so early. Serena left town because of what happened between her and Nate, and there was even another love triangle when both girls had feelings for Dan. While it might take a lot more work and time before they can finally be together, Blair seems to know the meaning of love and that finding that one person is what matters. Love her or hate her, Serena certainly has some epic 1 liner quotes in gossip girl. It's harder to make than it looks, the good trash. Howie: His mother wouldn't hear of it. Erik Must be a lot of rumour why you're back. Blair: I wouldn't miss it. Were you sunning in Crete or sinning in Croatia? Aya's favorite movies are Scream and You've Got Mail and her favorite TV shows include My So-Called Life, Gilmore Girls, You, and Seinfeld. Jordan Alexander, Thomas Doherty, Evan Mock and Emily Alyn Lind in HBO Max's Gossip Girl . Gossip Girl: Wakey wakey, Upper East Siders. [Serena notices Nate on the other side of the room, Blair opens her bedroom door and walks into the room, blocking Nate from Serena's view, Serena and Blair hug]. But everyone knows Serena. Well, The Next Time You, Talk To God, Would You Ask Him To Send My Boyfriend Back To. Watching Blair accept Cyrus into her family shows a lot of growth. Wonder what Blair Waldorf thinks. Everyone's going. Aya Tsintziras is a Senior Writer at Screen Rant who enjoys writing about TV and movies. ! Blair and Serena's Gossip Girl friendship has twists and turns, rivaling some of the show's biggest plot twists for keeping fans on the edge of their seats. And Blair has a two-for-one special. We never thought wed say this ourselves [If Blair Waldorf lied about that what else might she be lying about?] A tradition since the year 2000, each one more decadent than the last. One good scandal deserves another. There's something wrong with that level of perfection it needs to be violated. but this monologue just sounds like it was thought about too hard and . [Blair hands Jenny one of the invitations] Jenny Thanks. Gossip Girl: And just when B and S had built a bridge, it all had to come crashing down. Didnt anyone teach you, Little J? 11 Romantic Monologues about Hopeful Love. Nate I can do it, I can open it. See for yourselves: Lucky for us, Melanie91 sent proof. But maybe love never met Georgina Sparks. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Did S think she could waltz home and things would be just like they were? The CW. Some people may see what was there all along. This is the last item that goes to press without proof. But everyone knows Serena. The good trash is scandalous, full of panache . Rufus Oh, I get it: You hear about Alison, use your daughter as an excuse to start something. Caprese salad with a little mozzarella di Bufala yeah, I'm gonna make you guys [Rufus puts an arms around Jenny and they walk off, Dan turns around and notices Serena]. I loved her to death. Can I have a bowl of your finest oysters. [Serena walks up to them, eating a yoghurt] Serena Hey, here you guys are. [INT OSTROFF CENTER - ERIK'S ROOM - Serena walks in]. Some people might see that their lies have almost caught up to them. [Chuck starts kissing Jenny but after a few moments she pulls away again]. Cant believe the love of his life has returned. With everything from trundle beds to truffles in place, all thats missing is sleepover star and Waldorf BFF, Serena van der Woodsen. You know, walking to school togheter, dancing on tables at Bungalow, the nights when we were at your mom's country house. I'll see you at school tomorrow. I'm cooking. Gossip Girl (2021) Nine years on, a new generation of New York's elite rules. Move! Lily As happy as I am to have you home, you have no idea what it's been like. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Did B think S would go down without a fight? Diners that claim to be open 24-7. Blair gives great advice, even if she can't always take it herself, and when she's commenting on the chaos of her life or standing up for herself, Blair showsGossip Girlfans that she's always intelligent. Unburdening. You Don't Grant Birthday Wishes, Do You? This one looks like a scorcher. Washed up band, crappy so-called 'art gallery'. Blair and Serena's love easily outshined anything they felt for theirromantic interests throughout the show's six seasons. And here is yours as promised. Serena van der Woodsen. What, they haven't let him out yet? Erik Really? "Aladdin" (2019): Jasmine. Whos hungry? And in a world ruled by blood lines and bank accounts, it pays to have a pal. Set: Simple sets - a podium, a child's bed, a table and chair. I wanted it to be special. However, all of these monologues from movies share several of the same characteristics: they are all well-acted, extremely moving, and totally make the movie. Imagine Glengarry Glen Ross without Alec Baldwin's sales incentive monologue, "coffee's for closers," or Jack Nicholson's stern warning monologue, "you . You tell them.". Nate That's it? Oh, I don't know how I know that. She's lost 15 pounds, got an eye-lift. There's a lot of mixed messages in Gossip Girl, but the one aspect that stood out above the others is that true friends can get through anything. 14. [EXT NEW YORK CITY - Dan runs across the street to catch his bus to school]. I just what needed to be done. Dan Well, you look good, Jen. [Dan leaves, Rufus comes home, they pass in the hallway], Rufus I, uhm ok. [Rufus sees Jenny and walks over to her]. RT @JoshuaCooper: Don't ever say we don't like to have fun . I just became your escort for the ball. Erik Stylist and personal shopper. Gossip Girl : Couture and canape are just another Saturday night until you add a mask. DETAILS: Comedy, love, unbalanced relationship, male (female), around 2 minutes. Jenny Yeah, but mom's gone and dad's allergic to department stores. Chuck: Hey, you're life is over, slut! Blair and Serena had plenty of fights over boys, and some of them got out of hand. Permalink: You can't make people . Chuck Well, what about a grilled cheese with truffel oil? The ends are dry. Nate Thanks for meeting me. And anyone whos used to bending the rules will find themselves breaking them. Apologise. And for those few who arent legacies, the pressures are no less. Chuck: Nathaniel, any interest in some fresh air? Gossip Girl: There are three things we do alone: we are born, we die, and if were a high school junior headed for college, we take the SATs. Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders. Judge. Jenny: Yeah, I will be. In the season 2 episode "Bonfire of the Vanity," Blair is upset about her mom Eleanor falling in love with Cyrus Rose. Or can these two hotties work it out? RELATED:5 Worst Things Dan Did To Serena On Gossip Girl (& 5 Worst Serena Did To Him). Shes spending time alone with the kids And I seem to have walked all the way from Brooklyn to your doorstep. Jenny So that wasn't your laptop you've been to last night to read all about Serena van der Woodsen. Character: Margaret Good People is a play focusing on Margaret, a single mother to a disabled adult daughter, Joyce, who was born before her husband left her. They get into plenty of arguments and stop talking for weeks on end . No matter how much money a person has, it's hard to be happy without someone to share their life with. While this quote was in reference to Dan and Blair's relationship, it can be applied to all of the found family dynamics inGossip Girl. They should be framed or something. More Secrets. [Blair walks up to her boyfriend, Nate, and his father, also called 'The Captain']. And you know who loves parties? Lucky for us, Melanie91 sent proof. Penelope social suicide watch. Dan Holy stone, wow! However,their loyalty runs deep and thefriends always stick by each other's side. Lily What do you mean? Things always turn up. Serena Well, you can't be worse than the guys I do know. Rachel Foertsch conducts onscreen celebrity interviews for Screen Rant and is currently the site's Talent Acquisition Coordinator. Always works for your mother. I mean LOVE begins with you and doesn't end on you! Nate: Yes, well Dartmouth is my first choice. Serena Well, I wish I could have been there. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lonely Boy. Hope that wasnt the wrong answer, S. This test doesnt grade on a curve. GG: Some might call this a fustercluck, but on the Upper East Side, we call it Sunday afternoon. Go home and study, b. The Magnificent Archibalds. Quotes from Gossip Girl. Transcripts. Eleanor: I'll set a place for you at the table next to Blair. Clock's ticking. In fact, in Chuck's case, there was no love lost when helet his father fall from a building to his death. Dan Sorry, nothing, nothing. Rachel Berry Monologue. Serena I got to get going and change for school. You should try it sometimes.". And for the next 16 hours the only thing Im dishing is seconds. "Fanny" is a monologue for a female actress from the scene "Gossip" (low cost PDF of scene) in the published play "The Weird, Wild and Wonderful Days of School" (low cost PDF of full play) by D. M. Larson (ISBN-13: 978-1482739626) When you purchase a PDF, you may make as many photocopies as needed (but please do NOT repost the text online in any way). If you want to chat about the TV show Gossip Girl then you're in the right place. Bula Bister - runs a small town newspaper which is more like a gossip paper than a serious news source. [Dan's cell phone rings, he takes a look at the new text message: Jenny (Mobile), Sep 24, 2007, 3:15:23 PM, HELP: EMERGENCY. But some things do change. But the oneaspectthat stood out above the others, is that true friends can get through anything. Lucky for Lonely Boy theres more than one fable filling our inbox. Serena Jenny, that dress would look even better in black. [INT HOME OF THE HUMPHREYS - KITCHEN - Jenny organizes handwritten invitations, Rufus is making breakfast, Dan walks in], [Rufus hands Dan an issue of 'Rolling Stone', Dan reads the front page]. Chuck: Good, things were getting a little dull around here. [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Serena is sitting on top of Nate, riding him], [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - KITCHEN - Chuck violenty tries to kiss Serena], [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Serena and Nate make out heavily], [INT BLAIR'S BEDROOM - Blair falls onto her bed and starts crying], [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Nate kisses Serena's breasts], [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - KITCHEN - Chuck is still trying to kiss Serena], [Serena kicks Chuck between the legs and storms off], [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - BAR - Dan looks around the bar for Serena, she enters the bar and crashes into him, her purse flies to the ground, Dan helps her to pick up her things], [Serena takes her purse and runs off, Dan finds her cell phone on the floor and tries to tell Serena but she is already gone]. Don't be a slacker! Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lonely Boy learning that when the punishment fits the crime there is no reason you cant serve your sentence in style. And you know who loves parties? Sweatshops could learn a thing or two. Blair Not bad work. Gossip Girl Season 1, Episode 9 Soundtrack. Unless you want us to wait for you. You can't make people love you, but you can make them fear you. Gossip Girl: Looks like Little J might end up with a boy and a ticket to the inner circle. Her time at Gigantic Studios increased her love for film production, but she will always be a television fanatic above all. Comedic monologues from plays for auditions and acting practice. We were like Siamese twins attached at the hip. GG: Dearly Beloved, we are gathered here today, in the face of this company, to watch this man and this woman totally F things up. You'll be ok? The play can be done with two actors (see below) or 3w and 2m. He tries to take his own life and you're worried it will cost you 'Mom Of The Year'? Aya has been a freelance writer since 2014 and has written about topics ranging from pop culture to travel, parenting, and dating and relationships. Great party. For destruction, that is. The mask even moves when you talk. Wonder whos going down next? Gossip Girl: Has our bad girl really gone good? If you don't want to do anything that's cool. can you tell me few scenes in which blair has long monologue which shows her acting skills and character? And it sucks. I just, uhm my sister was right: You're nice. I was just boarding school it's like Blair I don't even know why you went to boarding school to begin with. Blair Well, we should get going then. I think it may be for the best. And you're kinda not invited. Nate Oh, hey! I mean the fur and the teeth are really authentic. 10. Whos your Daddy, B? I miss you. It's Been A While Since My Last Confession. Blair: Course I did. Blair smartly says that an Ivy League school wouldn't accept two students from the same school, showing that she understands how things work, even if it seems unfair. Serena No, that's not what I mean. That's that's for chicks. Get out! Blair and Serena had to lean on each other and find the comfort they couldn't get from their real families. I'm going to have to tell my parents the hotel they just bought is serving minors. As always.read the entire script before performing your monologue. Blair Well, you missed some classic Eleanor Waldorf melt-downs. We need your help. Jenny So, you said you wanted to talk. Serena Oh, I've missed your witty banter. Gossip Girl (Voice Over) Looks like little Jen might end up with a new boy and a ticket to the inner circle. Humiliated, party of one. I always knew there was something! [INT BLAIR'S BEDROOM - Nate turns his face away from Blair]. Don't forget: I know everything! None Of My Friends Will, Whatever You And God Think Is Fair- Flogging, Fasting, Putting That. Blair Is it too much? Serena: True, we talk about it in the cab. Blair: I'm just saying, I have moves. Actor 2. Jenny It's called the 'Kiss On The Lips' party. Nurse: Young lady, you can't be here. A. Search through . Today I felt beautiful. You know, maybe USC, UCLA? Gossip Girl: 10 Blair Quotes That Prove She Was The Smartest, 5 Times Blair and Serena Were Good Friends On Gossip Girl (& 5 Times They Were Horrible), 5 Worst Things Dan Did To Serena On Gossip Girl (& 5 Worst Serena Did To Him), 10 Best Chuck & Blair Gossip Girl Relationship Episodes, Big Bang Theory Secretly Hinted At Paiges Dark Young Sheldon Future, One Big Bang Theory Main Character Was Only Meant To Be A Guest Role, The Conners Just Made Jackies Andy Retcon Even More Confusing. Blair knows that being a good friend means being genuine and telling the truth. Blair knows that accomplishments and accolades don't always prove intelligence and that there's a lot more to someone than their degrees. Gossip Girl: They say love conquers all. Gossip Girl: This just in: Asher Hornsby spotted locking lips before class, but not with his girlfriend. Actually kinda was. . GG: This just in: We hear theres a cold war brewing between Lonely Boy and a certain Blue Blood. If only she knew who he was. View planetclaireTVs profile on Facebook, View PlanetclaireOrgs profile on Google+. I told you I love parties. Jenny: It's Juliet. I'm not gonna see Serena again or even talk to her. Jenny This is definitely quieter but do you actually know where we're going or [Chuck leans in to kiss Jenny but she pulls away]. Serena is mortified and heartbroken that Dan Humphrey has written mean thingsabout her in his novelInside. Gossip Girl (Voice Over): Better lock it down with Nate, B. When she's not writing, Aya enjoys working out, reading a good book (usually a thriller) with a cup of coffee, and spending time with friends and family. Howie You want my advice? Rachel Barbara Berry (born December 18th, 1994-from Dream On) is the captain and the self-proclaimed star of New Directions. Rufus: Hey, hey! [INT BLAIR'S BEDROOM - Blair is looking at herself in a full-length mirror, she's wearing a brown dress, Eleanor enters]. Hi, Serena! No one knows Gossip Girl 's identity, but everyone in this . [FLASHBACK - ONE YEAR AGO - INT BAR - Serena and Nate make out heavily, undressing each other, Chuck watches from the balcony]. On the Upper East Side its easy to think the world is exactly as it appears. Will she use it as ammunition or will she finally surrender and put down her arms? Wanna come? And its just a matter of time before this one snaps. I just think it might be good for us to take a break, you know. Dan: Ill tell you whats going on. Very few of them had good relationships with their parents due to theirdemanding jobs and travel schedule. And I would be, like, "Why are you so obsessed with me?". Gossip Girl: Theres a weak link in every chain. Some people might take a step back and find out they were looking at the same big picture all along. Blair: I meant what I said on the phone. The Upper East Siders had their world turned upside down on more than one occasion, but all it takes is one person to make everything feel right again. But it looks like the overthrow of Blair Waldorf, well. Dan Yeah, I may have slightly overbudgeted it for travel time. Blair But that was it you guys kissed. GG: Spotted: N and B, hot and heavy in the halls of the Palace Hotel. Blair saysthis intelligent and romantic quotein the season 3 episode "Last Tango, Then Paris," and her words are compelling for a few reasons. I told you I love parties. [The guests notice Serena and start gossiping]. You love her, she loves you. Lily: So I told him: Forget it, I don't care if it's mahogany. Serena said hi to you at her 9th grade birthday party and you've never forgotten it. And Jenny used up all the invites. NEED YOU, J. This quote is applicable to several of the friendships in Gossip Girl, as friends are like a safety net who are always there to catch each other when they fall. bags in hand. Elegant. Party Guests: I heard she is pregnant rehab she looks good [Serena walks up to her mother, Lily, who is talking to a friend]. Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, its that time of year again. Surrendered My Virtue To A Self-Absorbed Ass. More Scandals. Nice to meet you. ], [Dan gets another text message: Jenny (Mobile), Sep 25, 2007, 9:15:44 PM, 911, 4 REAL PLEASE. I figured my work was done. not only does @hayyyshayyy break news, she can create a "Gossip Girl" monologue about the NHL trade deadline . planetclaireTV has been around in one form or another since 1999, offering a variety of quotes, quips, bon mots and assorted nonsense. There is probably a bit of jealousy going on here, but also a clear headed and mature sense of reality. [INT HOME OF THE WALDORFS - BLAIR'S BEDROOM - The room is lit by candles, Nate enters, Blair is waiting for him in lingerie]. If it wasn't such a tragedy it would have been funny. Let me see [They both pull on the bottle until it opens with a loud bang]. Was it only a year ago our It-Girl mysteriously disappeared for quote 'boarding school'. Rufus: So, uh, Allisons leaving. 15. With friends like these who needs armies? "Boys Will Be Boys" - Dua Lipa. But in order to birth a true scandal, it requires the right person to be in the wrong place. [EXT NEW YORK - Several people are standing in the streets, looking at the newest 'Gossip Girl' entry on their cell phones]. I'm sure you have no feelings for her anymore. Other presents come when you least expect them. Serena You just love when a girl talks to you. It's a party. And from what we hear, theres been some changes to the lineup. That's the way things are supposed to be. That is what the Bible tells us. She spread lies instead. Everythings closed on Christmas. I'm in your class. NEXT:10 Best Chuck & Blair Gossip Girl Relationship Episodes. AMY I don't know. Dan Hey dad, listen, uhm, I got to run. Permalink: How many times do I have to go Courtney Love on your ass before . GG: Watch out, S. Just because you finally tell the truth doesnt mean there wont be consequences. Well, that means you've taught me the meaning of love, it's expanding, always. Nate I don't know. Serena: An hour. Tis Pity, She's A Wh*re. 10. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Serena van der Woodsen being given a real-life multiple choice question. Dan I'm gonna do a lap, ok? Whyd she return? Monologue is from CW's Gossip Girl episode 1x08 "Seventeen Candles" performed originally by Leighton Meester as Blair WaldorfActressInstagram: @SamiGotskindE. Nate Yes, I do. I'm sorry about that. Rufus I should go tune that. It reminded me when she started the war against gossip girl and looked at camera like it was some power move meanwhile I was like what is even happening.i didn't understand a thing.. and her bully speech, like every monologue she has . RELATED: The 9 Greatest Redemptions On Gossip Girl. In the Realm of the Basses. 2. Dan Well, listen, I don't want to be late but you're looking great. The characters all should have ended up in jail much moreoften than they actually did, and some of their actionswould be unforgivable in today's world. Jenny Ah, the invisible man returns. Rufus You guys are a little early. Gossip Girl: Spotted on the steps of the Met: an S. and B. power struggle.Did S think she could waltz home and things would be just like they were? Serena: Yeah, I just I don't feel well. They want a simplified life for . Gossip Girl author Cecile von Ziegesar photographed in 2003 at Manhattan's Union Square Cafe. You know my mom: If it's not broke, break it. I go to your school. Eleanor And put some product in your hair. Judes bazaar. There's a lot of mixed messages inGossip Girl, as the show thrived on chaos and controversy. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Lonely Boy on the Upper East Side. 100% (1) 100% found this document useful (1 vote) 17K views 2 pages. I have a feeling. They get into plenty of arguments and stop talking for weeks on end, butno one in the series is proud of who they once were. Chuck Actually, I prefer them when they're not talking. Rufus Sounds very fair. Nate Blair, come on, are you really gonna kick her out? Dan Yeah, no, I it's not a problem, really. And, oftentimes, if you're performing a monologue, it's for one of these few reasons: You're auditioning for something, you . Genre: Comedic. Listen, this is all coming out to be wrong. Dan What? Chuck: What the hell is your problem? The characterswere closer with their friends than their own families, proving that family has little to do with blood. In a 2012 interview with HuffPost, "Gossip Girl" costume designer Eric Daman shared the inspirations behind both Serena and Blair's wardrobes. have a holly jolly Christmas. Nate: Yes, dad's always spoken very highly of Dartmouth. Jenny Oh my gosh, it's Serena. Keep your eye on the prize, Jenny Humphrey. Dan 'Top 10 Forgotten Bands Of The '90s'. But I've realised. She pays a few bucks for gossip to whoever is willing to give it. Gossip Girl. Dad, this is Serena. There were plenty of friendships in the teen drama, and despite all the fights and disagreements, everyone found their way back to each other's side. Serena Oh well, if the happy couple didn't want to put up a catch for the bar they should let me be where I want to be. Here are some one-minute comedic monologues for kids to try: 1. After Being Broken Up With My Boyfriend For Exactly 20 Minutes, I, Succumbed To Inebriation, Performed At A Speakeasy And. Rufus Luckily, staple guns are old-school. Blair Yeah, I could tell since you didn't call or write the entire time it was happening. She's always been a free spirit. Visting hours are over. Gossip Girl: Hear those silver bells? Serena We're going to Wendells just for an hour though, I swear. I just fail at putting myself back together. Nate will wait. Chuck Look, easy, Sokrates. Lily Serena, you've been gone. And everyone is talking. Gossip Girl: Hey Upper East Siders, theres nothing Gossip Girl likes more than a surprise. Nate I'm gonna put everything in the past. Choose a monologue that is suitable for the role you want. Serena No, no, that that was then. Now that he and S are over so are his 15 minutes. GG: Spotted fleeing dessert: S and Lonely Boy. And then there are those other people. And I have been missing you for awhile. Gossip Girl: Spotted: Jenny in a red dress with the red hands to match. "If I was a Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley with traveling pants." Gossip Girl (2007) (TV Series) "If I was a Gossip Girl in Sweet Valley with traveling pants." The Bucket List (2007) . GG: Another bomb lands in Blairs lap. Gossip Girl: But some gifts are for keeps. Sparks were flying for sure, but will it be a threeway or a D-Day? . Serena even slept with Blair's boyfriend twice, and Blair still managed to forgive him. Uhm, what do you want to talk about? I'm gonna go out. Well, ninety percent of me is sorry. [INT LIMOUSINE - Blair, Nate, Chuck, Isabel and Katy are laughing and drinking champagne], [INT THE PALACE HOTEL - Dan enters and sees Serena standing on the gallery, they look at each other and smile], [INT 'KISS ON THE LIPS' PARTY - Chuck, Isabel and Katy are standing at the bar, Chuck spots Jenny in the crowd]. Gossip Girl: Whoever thought monarchy was dead didnt realize it just changed ZIP codes. Dan You really go out with some guy you don't know? Could an Upper East Side peace accord be far off? I uhm, actually already had plans. Also include the ballet, opera . Was it only a year ago our It-Girl mysteriously disappeared for quote 'boarding school'? They're stuck with one another for life. Come on, we need to get you out of here before mom shows up. Dan: How many times do I have to tell you?

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